tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36307237.post5928782823083173728..comments2023-10-12T10:50:52.743-04:00Comments on What...?: Jokes for TuesdayDNRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10646770988468877338noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36307237.post-37199143848762664102007-07-12T15:35:00.000-04:002007-07-12T15:35:00.000-04:00Joke #1 was really funny.What kind of idiot sent y...Joke #1 was really funny.<BR/><BR/>What kind of idiot sent you joke #2??? ; )<BR/><BR/>Uh, #3 was - is <I>crude</I> a strong enough word?<BR/><BR/>I've always wanted to meet St. Peter. Guess I'll go beat up a biker.Judyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13070691650762969899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36307237.post-64950013927253360992007-07-11T14:25:00.000-04:002007-07-11T14:25:00.000-04:00DC was right. One of our sales men told me the bu...DC was right. One of our sales men told me the burp one and I about fell on the floor!!! Gawd, I was laughing sooo hard.DNRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10646770988468877338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36307237.post-85622556561025508032007-07-11T12:46:00.000-04:002007-07-11T12:46:00.000-04:00Hmm... Was it the first one? I dunno... The thi...Hmm... Was it the first one? I dunno... The third one was pretty funny too.<BR/><BR/>C'mon. Fess up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36307237.post-87032219073848892202007-07-11T10:25:00.000-04:002007-07-11T10:25:00.000-04:00You've been tagged...check my site. :)You've been tagged...check my site. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36307237.post-62683720515007767332007-07-11T08:54:00.000-04:002007-07-11T08:54:00.000-04:00ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!too funny! All of em! (including D...ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>too funny! All of em! (including Dirk's) :)Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01367064141753344111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36307237.post-40030061971320567132007-07-11T00:23:00.000-04:002007-07-11T00:23:00.000-04:00OMG!! Dirk that was excelent!!! I gotta use tht ...OMG!! Dirk that was excelent!!! I gotta use tht on a guy at work, too funny!!!DNRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10646770988468877338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36307237.post-74049656011963588622007-07-11T00:07:00.000-04:002007-07-11T00:07:00.000-04:00I had a very weird dream last night.You, me and Co...I had a very weird dream last night.<BR/><BR/>You, me and Condolece Rice had died and gone to heaven.<BR/><BR/>As Condolece Rice walked up and stood before Saint Peter and introduced herself he checked the great book to see if her name was written in it.<BR/><BR/>After a moment he turned to her and said, "Your name is indeed written in the book of life but you were a little bad while you lived on Earth and for those sins committed you must suffer for a period of five years. After your time is served you may wander heaven unfettered."<BR/><BR/>Nonplussed, Condolece looked at Saint Peter and said," Okay, what is my punishment to be?"<BR/><BR/>Saint Peter smiled as he said, "For the next five years you will be chained to a very ugly man." As he spoke, former vice president Dick Chaney walked up and was chained ankle to ankle to Condelece Rice.<BR/><BR/>Condolece stepped inside the gates and waited for us to join her.<BR/><BR/>Now, when I stood before Saint Peter he spoured over the book of life and at long last looked at me and said,"DirkStar, your name is barely legible but your name is indeed in the book of life. Now, you were very naughty while you lived on Earth and for punishment we are going to have to chain you to a very ugly woman for your first fifteen years in heaven." <BR/><BR/>I was then chained to Barbara Bush.<BR/><BR/>As Condolece and I stood inside the pearly gates watching to see what would happen with you, we were amazed when Saint peter smiled and you were chained to Sharkira.<BR/><BR/>I wasn't going to question the wisdom of Saint Peter, but Condolence Rice was mad as hell. Well, she walked right up to Saint Peter an ddemanded just what you had done to deserve being chained to Sharkira.<BR/><BR/>Saint Peter smiled and said,"D.N.R. didn't do anything, but Sharkira was terribly bad when she lived on Earth."<BR/><BR/>He-He...DirkStarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798032040590840735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36307237.post-2604072758724749032007-07-10T18:23:00.000-04:002007-07-10T18:23:00.000-04:00Ummmmmm The burp??Ummmmmm The burp??dcsportyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15042892526386728893noreply@blogger.com