Thursday, April 26, 2007

Laughs

Busy busy busy. Seems all I have time for is to post jokes I get e-mail and read other blogs.

This one made me chuckle.

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says.

"Who is Rosie O'Donnell ?

3 comments:

Ordinary Janet said...

Now, now. How about Sandra Bernhard? Madonna? that Wildenstein woman who had plastic surgery to make her look like a cat?

MrsJoseGoldbloom said...

OMG...Dnr that was fuuunny! You should post it on her pathetic blog site.

I know exactly what you mean about the busy thing...I tell you there isn't enough time in the day.

Kat said...

Totally off topic, but...

THREE WEEKS TO DC!!!! HOOAH! :)