Friday, June 29, 2007

A Funny for Friday

A man walked into a very high-tec bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied. "A martini please". The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity' 'inter-stellar space travel', and 'the latest medical break throughs.

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have. He responded, "A Martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100".

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out "Uh ..... bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e? Y-o-u-r? P-e-o-p-l-e? G-o-i-n-g? T-o? N-o-m-i-n-a-t-e? H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?


Freddie said...

Ha! Love this one.

Hope you have a great weekend, and enjoy your ride(s).

B Matthews said...

Now if I didn't know better I'd say you were making fun of Democrats with this joke... but you would NEVER do that, right?!?

Besides, according to the joke's assessment of the IQ's of liberals, I'm supposed to toss my blonde hair, giggle, and say, "huh?"

Bwah-hahahahahahaha!! I'm your worst nightmare, DNR... A THINKING ASS!!! Anyway, at least I'm not a bitchy elephant... hehe j/k

You know, it's differences like this that let me know we're really good friends! (Otherwise, how the heck would we get along so well??) :-D

Talk atcha later,

Kat said...

Thanx for the laugh...needed it!

Busy week for the PGR here in GA, sadly...very, very busy. :( I'm sunburned and tired... and glad i was able to wander over here for a chuckle. :)

Queen of Dysfunction said...

I showed this joke to my husband and we both laughed until we nearly peed ourselves.

Snog Dot said...

Absolutely Brilliant!

MrsJoseGoldbloom said... it!

Wizened Wizard said...

Yeah, what we need is more Republicans in power. Look at all the good they've done for us: terrorism has been defeated, cost of living is down, we're at peace in a peaceful world, people everywhere love the USA, the rich are paying the lion's share of taxes so the rest of us can live better, emphasis has shifted from using more oil to developing less polluting technology, climate change is being conquerred, we all have good and affordable healthcare, and the wonderful Mr. Libby has been pardoned. Is Hillary any better? Maybe not, but is Hillary-bashing helpful? I don't really think so.

Here's a better joke:

Three guys are on a road trip. One says to the other two, "You know, we could be driving along here and get in a wreck and all be killed. If that happened, they'd take us to a funeral parlor and lay us out in caskets, and people would come and look at us lying there. If that happened, what would you want them to say?"

The first guy thinks and then says, "I'd like them to look at me and say, 'He was an honest, good man.'"

The second guy says, "I'd want them to say, 'He was a good doctor.'"

There's a pause and then the two who have spoken turn to the guy who had posed the question and say, "What about you? What would you want people to say if they were looking at you in your coffin?"

He replies, "Well, I guess I'd want them to say... 'LOOK! HE'S MOVING!!!!"