Meme Time

Like Tony said here, I too welcome this meme. It definatly makes for good blog fodder when you don’t really have a coherent thought in your brain.

Q. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you though?
A. I need to win the lottery!!

Q. How much cash do you have on you?
A. $23.00, it’s about $22 more than normal. Does anyone carry cash any more??

Q. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
A. Poor - This is a stupid question.

Q. Do you label yourself?
A. Does smartass count?

Q. Bright or Dark room?
A. Dark - Even if I get almost no sleep, I get a second wind about 9 every evening. I am very nocturnal. My preferred schedule would be to stay up for about 36 hours at least 24, then sleep for 12.

Q. Why is there always a missing question?
A. What ?!?

Q. What does your watch look like?
A. Ummm a watch… with hands and numbers…

Q. What were you doing at midnight last night?
A. Snoring

Q. Where is your nearest 7-11?
A. No clue

Q. What’s a word that you say a lot?
A. Fixture – figure that one out!

Q. Who told you he/she loved you last?
A. My wife

Q. Last furry thing you touched?
A. Zoro – A solid black cat we found at a Taco Bell 6 years ago. We have 4 cats, 1 (Spot) from the local shelter. The other 3 'found' us. (Zoro, Missy aka Miss Hissy Fit and Gracy) and 2 dogs (Duke and Zuma)

Q. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
A. 0 – 100% digital baby! Been digital for 4 years.

Q. Favorite age you have been so far?
A. 17

Q. Your worst enemy?
A. Sinus infection and bronchial infection

Q. What is your current desktop picture?
A. http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0703/tle_03032007_60_schedler.jpg

Q. What was the last thing you said to someone?
A. I rode about 50 miles last night and I rode in today.

Q. The last song you listened to?
A. I have the radio on often, like now. The last time I turned it up and ‘listened’ or sung along was “Long Haired Country Boy” by CDB (Charlie Daniels Band)

Q. What time of day were you born?
A. No friggin clue. Who writes these things??

Q. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
A. Hit, shake, push, try to rock the snack out. If it is at work I go get a re-imbursement slip

Q. Do you consider yourself kind?
A. Yes, to a fault

Q. What’s your life’s motto?
A. Currently using two;
1. For those that have fallen. I will stand. I will not forget.
2. Life’s not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, while loudly yelling “What a ride!!”

Q. Name three things you have on you at all times
A. Cell phone, Drivers license, contacts

Q. Can you change oil on a car?
A. Yeaahh and the filter, plugs, wires, distributor, starter, alternator, power steering pump, shocks, break pads and shoes, bearings, rotors, calipers, windows, door handles, gas tank. Get the idea??

Q. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
A. Some time last spring (March I think) to my son. He was in boot camp, MCRD San Diego, CA